Monday, February 20, 2006

Take Me Out

This afternoon I decided I wanted to write about SeamlessWeb. I wanted to tell everyone that it is one of the most comprehensive websites on the Internet. That it blows MenuPages out of the water. That ordering take-out in New York has never been easier. And that there are 43 restaurants in my neighborhood alone willing to deliver to me in less than 30 minutes and I don’t have to actually speak to a single one of them.

And then I thought about it a little more.

We’re coming off a long weekend. I mean, if you count Thursday there have been at least four perfect opportunities to go out, be social, get a drink. Yet the only thing I have to talk about is SeamlessWeb—a fucking online delivery service. And yes, Benny Burrito’s were amazing and Better Burger was exactly that, but honestly, when did I become the girl with nothing more on her agenda than prompt delivery and bad TV? God, I’m such a loser!

So this week, instead of watching “Mario, Full Boil” on The Food Network—unfortunately I’m not kidding—I am going to hit up Otto. I know he’s a fat bastard, but I can’t help it. I’m craving a cheese plate and a cute sommelier.

Final Word: I’ve got to get over the green tea and get back on that saddle before I start watching Grey’s Anatomy. Regularly. And did I mention? That Meredith is such a whore!

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