Thursday, February 16, 2006

Never Fly Coach

During an impromptu chick hang last night we stumbled upon the topic of V-Day gifts. “Is it bad that I want to return John's* Valentine’s Day gifts?” one of our friends asked.

“Well, what did he get you?”

“A scarf and a key chain from Coach. And they’re covered in C’s.”

“What the hell are you going to with a store credit from Coach? Buy more shit with C’s all over it? Tell him, ‘I want G’s, bitch!’”

Final Word: Save the C’s and spend the G’s.

*Name changed to save him from embarrassment. Because honestly, who the fuck shops at Coach?

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