Be Careful What You Wish For

Yes, she has been a welcome wave of realism on reality shows “The Hills” and “The City.” And yes, her classic power-bitch one liners such as “truth isn’t always a shiny blue bird resting on your shoulder,” have begged us to ask “will someone give this woman her own show already?!?” but we weren’t really serious, were we?

Well, Bravo is, at least according to the NY Post. Kelly Cutrone, owner of fashion PR-firm People’s Revolution and occasional Whitney Port mentor & confidant has apparently “inked an eight episode deal with Bravo for a reality show based on her fashion PR company.”

I mean, she is a publicist, and it doesn’t take a rocket scientist or even so much as a 22-year-old account assistant to figure out that this reality shit BRINGS YOU PRESS. I’m sure it’s the best idea for her company and her clients, but I am not so sure I can handle that mug for 30 straight minutes.

Final Word: Chew on that for a minute. At least until Cutrone comes in and spits you out.