Wednesday, July 19, 2006
That's Like, So Ten Years Ago..........
If we’ve learned anything from fashion over the past few years it’s this; if Marc Jacobs does something the rest of the world will soon follow.
The B-Berrie has already reported him putting grunge back on the runway for fall, but we want to be the first to declare an official comeback of nineties. Since we can’t control fashion, we wish to rule the lexicon.
Here’s what we feel is worthy of revival:
Then: As If
Now: Yeah, I might actually consider that.
Now: O-K (in the most sarcastic way possible).
Then: Whatever! (with the double-hand “W” formation for added emphasis)
Now: Whatever (in a tone as blasé as humanly possible).
Then: Get a Life
Now: You’re such a loser.
Now: Avoiding re-hab.
Now: Dancing on banquets.
Now: Soooo not legit.
Then: Talk to the hand
Now: Ummm, why are you speaking?
Then: Don’t go there
Now: I can’t even……..
Then: Take a chill pill
Now: Honestly, RE-lax.
Final Word: You should like, totally use these fly phrases. On that note, I'm outtie.