New York is always on the hunt for its next PYT. Likewise, PYTs are always on the hunt for some fabricated fame. But what New York loves even more than its next it-girl, is its next anomaly.
Ahn Duong, Celia Dean, Yvonne Force Villareal – all idosyncratic women of the beau monde, set the standard. With an affinity for eccentric head gear, avant-garde fashion and real careers (mostly in the art world) these black swans have carved their own niche in New York high society that make them not only mysterious to a gaggle of Bergdorf Blondes, but also enviable. This seemed to be the case with girl about town and “aspriring filmmaker, Arden Wohl.
Dear Ms. Wohl,
First, let us congratulate you on your success. You are regular on Style.com’s party pages and becoming a fixed icon in stylish social circles. But curiously, in a recent interview, you told Gawker you would never hire a publicist because you “hate those girls” and “don’t go to a lot of events”. We're a bit perplexed at the discrepencies between your words and actions. Who cares if you like to party and get your picture taken? Nobody called you Paris. We even respect your choice in off-beat togs and indie arm candy (who doesn't love Benjamin Cho?) Just don't act like you hate it when you love it.
This contrived humility was cemented when we recently stood behind your feeble frame at a West Village juice bar aggressively barking vegan orders to an innocent hipster while shouting into a Blackberry about some flippant fete that evening, disrupting the whole Zen vibe of the environs, not to mention my post-yoga chill. The whole scenario was more obnoxious than a Great Neck Soccer Mom at dismissal line. It was scary.
We hate to pass judgment (actually, who am I kidding), but if you are so keen on not hiring a publicist, we would suggest reigning in that temper and try to avoid behaving like a spoiled brat who regularly blows her trust fund on green juices, designer duds and an endless selection of not-so-ironic American Apparel leggings. Just a thought.
With Love,
The Blackberrie
Final Word- We have Leslie Sloane's email when you need it.
30 comments:
it's the headbands i can't deal with!
Hysterical! She needs a 12 step program to give up those god-damned headbands!!!
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Had the misfortune of close proximity with Arden Wohl and her boyf Tyler Brodie at a party a few weeks ago. Both were totally obnoxious and so wasted that they had to help each other stand. Seriously: THE most detestable trustafarian couple in Manhattan.
- fivefour
Oh please. They are absolutely lovely. Are you jealous much? Sorry you don't have a trust fund of your own- but these two are the real deal. no sugar coating for them, they are avant guarde
arden and tyler are way too wealthy to be a union and no nothing about the real world, sure he his film companies and his music labels, and she is quite artistic, but i dont think that they will do each other any good
Tyler is an awesome dude. You people are lame.
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